A Night with "Magic Mike."

Sugar Cookies!
Posted on 06/30/2012 by navygreen
So I don't know if you've heard, but there's this little, itty-bitty movie hitting theatres this weekend. It's pretty quiet, so it's in very few theatres throughout the country. It's totally possible that you wouldn't have even heard of it at all.

But I don't want you to miss out, so let me give you a heads-up in cookie form. Really, you could probably just eat cookies & skip the movie, but I suggest sneaking cookies into the theatre & giving the movie a go anyway. Ya know, just in case. If you find yourself bored or somethin'. Perhaps if it's a rainy day, maybe?



I could give you a synopsis, but IMDB.com has already done that. And, if you have a television at all, I'm sure you've already heard or seen a mention of "Magic Mike." And if you know anything about the movie, then you know to expect some slightly naughty cookies!


But I kept everything under clothes, see? You might spy some "hints" here and there, but everything is definitely covered.


Man, this cookie is "happy" to see all of you! ;-)


Oh, such a hard life, eh?

There are some SERIOUS hotties in this flick. I'm sure you're all flocking to the theatres to learn more about custom furniture-building, but here's a tip from me: Take a moment - just a second or two - and turn your eyes from the spectacular tables & chairs. Have some respect for the people talking, and at least attempt to remember their names.

Like Matt Bomer, for example. *swoon*


And these two guys are lesser known, but still worth a glance or three, in my opinion. ;-)


If you're not a drinker, you might want to turn your eyes from time-to-time. There's quite a few "six-packs" in the film.


But the movie can be good for you. It's potassium-rich, so you're set for the weekend. (Those ARE called "banana thongs," right?!)


And wow, but doesn't Matthew McConaughhottie just get better & better looking?!


He wears a dapper vest & he looks DARN TOOTIN' in it. ;-) (He has hair too, but I just kept all the guys bald for ease.)


Every time I see the trailer, I have Maroon 5's "Moves Like Jagger" stuck in my head for the next hour. This isn't a bad thing, by the way.


And "you don't want to know what [they] have to do for $20's," but I made a few bills anyway. It's not hopeless, I swear!


So yeah, if this little flick HAPPENS to come near you, and if you HAPPEN to be with some girlfriends, and y'all HAPPEN to have nothing to do, well...


I know of a good way to kill two hours. I'm just sayin'. ;-)


I went to the 10pm Friday night show myself, and I took three dozen of these cookies with me. After giving out four to my friends, I gave the rest to the theatre staff. (I figured they needed a pick-me-up after dealing with all the crazy women!) The assistant manager seemed absolutely shocked when I dropped off a big box of cookies! Afterwards, however, SHE surprised ME! She came out & handed me four free movie tickets, plus the theatre comped my popcorn & drink, too! Wasn't that so sweet?!
sleepwalker41 30th-Jun-2012 02:45 pm (UTC)
I'm speechless at the artistry on the abs and nips. Just....wow. Spectacular work. I think I need to go see this movie.
navygreen 30th-Jun-2012 11:50 pm (UTC)
Thank you so much! I was really proud of those torso cookies, LOL!
lougenessis 30th-Jun-2012 02:58 pm (UTC)
I really enjoyed your synopsis of Magic Mike and your cookies too. What a talent and how lucky you were with the gifts from your theatre.

Edited at 2012-06-30 06:27 pm (UTC)
navygreen 30th-Jun-2012 11:51 pm (UTC)
Thank you! And yes, I was very blessed with their gifts! :-)
crazyparakiss 30th-Jun-2012 03:37 pm (UTC)
These are fantastic! You did an amazing job I am not surprised they gave you free tickets! :D
squid_ink 30th-Jun-2012 03:38 pm (UTC)
WOW the abs on the cookies are AMAZING

I'm sure they're pretty nice in the movie too
navygreen 30th-Jun-2012 11:54 pm (UTC)
Thanks! Yeah, the ones in the movie are worth looking twice for. Again, if you're bored or something. ;-)
patsrockmybosox 30th-Jun-2012 03:40 pm (UTC)
1. these are amazing!!

2. going to the see this tonight with my cousin!
navygreen 30th-Jun-2012 11:56 pm (UTC)
1. Thanks!
2. Enjoy the movie! :-)
sinkwriter 30th-Jun-2012 04:07 pm (UTC)

Cookies of true artistry. ;D

Seriously though, I hadn't planned on seeing this film, but if Matt Bomer's going to be in it.... sooo tempting. *GRIN*
navygreen 30th-Jun-2012 11:56 pm (UTC)
Thank you! And I remember first hearing of it back in September or so. Matt Bomer as a stripper? YES PLEASE.

(excellent icon, btw)
sushidog 30th-Jun-2012 04:38 pm (UTC)
Wow, these are superb!
(And I would totally lick the frosting off Matt Bomer. Erm, the cookie, I mean. Obviously.)
navygreen 30th-Jun-2012 11:57 pm (UTC)
Oh god, me too. I would enjoy it, though I don't think he would (since I'm a girl). But still. I definitely would jump at the chance. ;-)
e_liberation 30th-Jun-2012 04:52 pm (UTC)
Beautiful work!
And I love stories like that - keep paying it forward :)
navygreen 30th-Jun-2012 11:58 pm (UTC)
Thank you! I was so pleasantly surprised, and now my whole family can go see a movie together later for free! :-)
phyllis7609 30th-Jun-2012 04:57 pm (UTC)
Haha! I saw this last night with a bunch of girlfriends and had soooooo much fun! These cookies are fab! Buuuuut, where is MY guy, "The Kid"?!?!?!

navygreen 30th-Jun-2012 11:58 pm (UTC)
There's a cookie up there with his name on it! I didn't forget him, I promise. ;-)
wildmagelet 30th-Jun-2012 08:26 pm (UTC)
These are AMAZING.
navygreen 30th-Jun-2012 11:59 pm (UTC)
Thank you!
navygreen 30th-Jun-2012 11:59 pm (UTC)
Thanks, girl! I need to update, but I've been waiting for all the stuff to fall into place. We're down to weeks & still don't have any finalizations. *fret*
tsuki_no_bara 1st-Jul-2012 04:00 am (UTC)
these are so impressive! and i love that you gave a bunch to the theater staff, and in return they gave you free tickets! (i would have too, if i worked in a movie theater and you dropped off a box of these cookies.)

(i'm going to visit a friend of mine this coming week, and as soon as i found out when magic mike opened i told her "you know that opens the weekend before i visit, right? guess what we're going to do!" we will not however have cookies like yours.)
navygreen 2nd-Jul-2012 07:40 am (UTC)
LOL, you have plenty of time to make cookies! Serious biz, if you want to go simple, just go for the thong shorts - so easy! ;-)
sidmaron 1st-Jul-2012 06:29 pm (UTC)
I'm so gonna watch that movie, but it isn't due till August here in my country.
Can't wait~ *-*

And omg, your cookies look delicious~
navygreen 2nd-Jul-2012 07:39 am (UTC)
Thank you! And I hope you like it when it finally comes to your country! :-)
blakmagjick 6th-Jul-2012 02:02 am (UTC)
De-fucking-lightful!!! *squee*
navygreen 7th-Jul-2012 11:11 am (UTC)
Thanks so much! Last night was CRAZY, because both the "Magic Mike" and "AMC Theatres" FB fanpages shared my cookies! And then a few hours later, the social media manager for Channing Tatum ordered some. It's all very unreal, ya know?! :-)
1314 18th-Jul-2012 01:54 pm (UTC)
Cookie bulges? SIGN ME UP
navygreen 21st-Jul-2012 08:29 pm (UTC)
LOL! :-)
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